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Stephen Wyatt

STEPHEN WYATT   

Nationality:   British    Email:   Click here to contact    Website:   Click here to visit

Literary Agent:  Valerie Hoskins  

Stephen Wyatt has been working in theatre, radio and television for longer than he cares to remember. His television work includes CLAWS (BBC 1 1986) about vicious feuding in a cat club and contributions to CASUALTY and DOCTOR WHO. His radio work includes adaptations (OBLOMOV, VANITY FAIR, MEMOIRS OF A MIDGET, SKETCHES BY BOZ) and original work (FAIREST ISLE, GRAY'S ELEGY, A GAME OF MARBLES, DR BRIGHTON AND MR HARDING.)

Plays by Stephen Wyatt

STEPHEN WYATT

After Shave

1st Produced:

Apollo Theatre, London

1977

Company:

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1st Published:

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ISBN/ASIN:

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Music:

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Genre:

All-musical revue

Parts:

Male

-

Female

-

Parts other:

-

Notes:

-

Synopsis:

an all female cast looks at men and their attitude to women

Further Reference:

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STEPHEN WYATT

Brighton Rock

1st Produced:

Belgrade Theatre, Coventry, UK >>>

1984

Company:

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1st Published:

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ISBN/ASIN:

-

Music:

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Genre:

Adaptation

Parts:

Male

-

Female

-

Parts other:

-

Notes:

Stage adaptation of Graham Greene's novel.

Synopsis:

n/a

Further Reference:

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STEPHEN WYATT

Burglar's Opera, The

1st Produced:

Opera Della Luna, Chipping Norton Theatre

2005

Company:

n/a

1st Published:

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ISBN/ASIN:

-

Music:

-

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Genre:

Comic Opera Opera

Parts:

Male

-

Female

-

Parts other:

-

Notes:

Written with Jeff Clarke

Synopsis:

Stolen from an idea by W.S.Gilbert with music nicked from Sir Arthur Sullivan.

Further Reference:

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STEPHEN WYATT

Come In, Mr Spartacus, Your Time Is Up!

1st Produced:

Scottish Society of Playwrights

1974

Company:

n/a

1st Published:

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ISBN/ASIN:

-

Music:

-

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#38328

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Genre:

satirical comedy One Act

Parts:

Male

3

Female

-

Parts other:

-

Notes:

companion piece to Visigoth

Synopsis:

The Praetor in charge of the games is ordered to keep the people occupied as the Goths approach Rome

Further Reference:

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STEPHEN WYATT

Double Standards

1st Produced:

Theatre 503, London (Latchmere Theatre) >>>

1987

Company:

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1st Published:

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ISBN/ASIN:

-

Music:

-

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#38329

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Genre:

Play/Drama

Parts:

Male

-

Female

-

Parts other:

-

Notes:

-

Synopsis:

Further Reference:

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STEPHEN WYATT

Example

1st Produced:

Tour of Coventry Schools

1975

Company:

Belgrade Coventry TIE

1st Published:

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ISBN/ASIN:

-

Music:

-

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#38330

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Genre:

Youth Youth Audience

Parts:

Male

-

Female

-

Parts other:

-

Notes:

in collaboration with the Belgrade Coventry TIE team

Synopsis:

Documentary play about the Craig and Bentley murder case

Further Reference:

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STEPHEN WYATT

Exit, Pursued by Bear

1st Produced:

Edinburgh Fringe Festival >>>

1973

Company:

n/a

1st Published:

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ISBN/ASIN:

-

Music:

-

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#38331

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Genre:

Comedy

Parts:

Male

-

Female

-

Parts other:

-

Notes:

-

Synopsis:

About student emotional dramas

Further Reference:

-


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STEPHEN WYATT

Friends In High Places

1st Produced:

Friends Road Show

1976

Company:

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1st Published:

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ISBN/ASIN:

-

Music:

-

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#38911

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Genre:

Cabaret Style

Parts:

Male

-

Female

-

Parts other:

-

Notes:

scenario and some lyrics

Synopsis:

n/a

Further Reference:

-


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STEPHEN WYATT

Glitter Balls

1st Produced:

Bubble Theatre, London

1982

Company:

n/a

1st Published:

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ISBN/ASIN:

-

Music:

-

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Genre:

Cabaret Style

Parts:

Male

-

Female

-

Parts other:

-

Notes:

-

Synopsis:

Gang warfare cabaret style

Further Reference:

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STEPHEN WYATT

I Love You, Maria Callas

1st Produced:

- - -

- - -

Company:

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1st Published:

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ISBN/ASIN:

-

Music:

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Genre:

Monologue Play/Drama

Parts:

Male

1

Female

-

Parts other:

-

Notes:

-

Synopsis:

for a man whose two passions are opera and "cottaging"

Further Reference:

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STEPHEN WYATT

Keep The Home Fires Burning

1st Produced:

Tour of Coventry Schools

1975

Company:

n/a

1st Published:

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ISBN/ASIN:

-

Music:

-

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#38335

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Genre:

Youth Youth Audience

Parts:

Male

-

Female

-

Parts other:

-

Notes:

in collaboration with the Belgrade Coventry TIE team

Synopsis:

about strikes in the munitions factories in Coventry during World War I

Further Reference:

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STEPHEN WYATT

King Of The Last Days

1st Produced:

The Cockpit, Gateforth Street, London NW8 8EH >>>

1982

Company:

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1st Published:

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ISBN/ASIN:

-

Music:

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Genre:

Youth Musical Youth Audience

Parts:

Male

-

Female

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Parts other:

-

Notes:

music by Nic Rowley

Synopsis:

about Jan of Leyden and millennial cults

Further Reference:

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STEPHEN WYATT

Lullaby For Mrs Bentley

1st Produced:

King's Head Theatre, 115 Upper Street, Islington, London N1 1QN >>>

1978

Company:

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1st Published:

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ISBN/ASIN:

-

Music:

-

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Genre:

Song cycle

Parts:

Male

3

Female

2

Parts other:

-

Notes:

music by Nic Rowley

Synopsis:

Documentary play about the Craig and Bentley murder case, and exploration into the law and order issues of the 50's, 60's and 70's

Further Reference:

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STEPHEN WYATT

Magic Cabbage, The

1st Produced:

Unicorn Theatre, London

1978

Company:

n/a

1st Published:

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ISBN/ASIN:

-

Music:

-

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#38338

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Genre:

Childrens Youth Audience

Parts:

Male

-

Female

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Parts other:

-

Notes:

for 4-6 year olds

Synopsis:

about Jenny's adventures in pursuit of a cabbage that becomes magic by mistake

Further Reference:

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STEPHEN WYATT

Melmoth: The Wanderer's Dream

1st Produced:

Strathclyde Theatre Group, Glasgow

1977

Company:

n/a

1st Published:

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ISBN/ASIN:

-

Music:

-

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#38339

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Genre:

Adaptation

Parts:

Male

-

Female

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Parts other:

-

Notes:

from Maturin's novel "Melmoth the Wanderer"

Synopsis:

A treatment of archetypical Gothic themes

Further Reference:

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STEPHEN WYATT

Monster

1st Produced:

York Theatre Royal

1978

Company:

n/a

1st Published:

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ISBN/ASIN:

-

Music:

-

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#38340

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Genre:

Childrens Youth Audience

Parts:

Male

-

Female

-

Parts other:

-

Notes:

-

Synopsis:

Uses the convention of the horror story to examine the way in which prejudice and bigotry can build up

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STEPHEN WYATT

Nightspot

1st Produced:

Greenwich Youth Theatre

1979

Company:

n/a

1st Published:

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ISBN/ASIN:

-

Music:

-

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#38341

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Genre:

Play with songs Play with Music

Parts:

Male

-

Female

-

Parts other:

30 young people

Notes:

-

Synopsis:

about the rise and fall of the Kray twins, set in a night club

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STEPHEN WYATT

Paradise

1st Produced:

LAMDA, London

2001

Company:

n/a

1st Published:

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ISBN/ASIN:

-

Music:

-

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Genre:

Musical

Parts:

Male

-

Female

-

Parts other:

-

Notes:

written with Jane Gibson, Sue Lefton and Anthony Ingle

Synopsis:

Based on Zola's Au Bonheur des Dames.

Further Reference:

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STEPHEN WYATT

Parting Shots From A Hero

1st Produced:

Edinburgh Fringe Festival >>>

1976

Company:

n/a

1st Published:

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ISBN/ASIN:

-

Music:

-

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#38342

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Genre:

Solo Play/Drama

Parts:

Male

1

Female

-

Parts other:

-

Notes:

-

Synopsis:

About the last days in Paris of John Paul Jones, hero of the American War of Independence.

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STEPHEN WYATT

Pick Yourself Up

1st Produced:

Bubble Theatre, London

1984

Company:

n/a

1st Published:

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ISBN/ASIN:

-

Music:

-

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#38344

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Genre:

Musical

Parts:

Male

-

Female

-

Parts other:

-

Notes:

Revivals at Kings Head. 1985-87

Synopsis:

Moliere's Medecin Malgre Lui transferred to the 30s world of Fred Astaire and Sigmund Freud with songs by Porter, Kern and Gershwin.

Further Reference:

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STEPHEN WYATT

RIP Maria Callas

1st Produced:

Soho Poly, London

1990

Company:

n/a

1st Published:

Contained in "R I P Maria Callas Monologues for Other Stage and Radio" published by SJW Publishing, 2008

ISBN/ASIN:

-

Music:

-

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Genre:

Monologue Play/Drama

Parts:

Male

-

Female

-

Parts other:

-

Notes:

Revised Hen And Chickens 1992

Synopsis:

David discusses death, disease, cottaging and Maria Callas

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STEPHEN WYATT

Rogue's Progress, The

1st Produced:

Bubble Theatre, London

1983

Company:

n/a

1st Published:

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ISBN/ASIN:

-

Music:

-

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#38343

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Genre:

Adaptation

Parts:

Male

-

Female

-

Parts other:

-

Notes:

After Fielding's novel

Synopsis:

The career of Jonathan Wild the great thieftaker

Further Reference:

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STEPHEN WYATT

Rose And The Ring, The

1st Produced:

Joseph Rowntree Theatre, York

2006

Company:

n/a

1st Published:

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ISBN/ASIN:

-

Music:

-

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#46469

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Genre:

Musical for young people Musical

Parts:

Male

-

Female

-

Parts other:

-

Notes:

Written with John Cooper

Synopsis:

Based on the fairy story by W.M.Thackeray.

Further Reference:

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STEPHEN WYATT

Standard Bearer, The

1st Produced:

Man In The Moon Theatre, London

2001

Company:

CNC Productions

1st Published:

in R.I.P Maria Callas: Monologues for stage and radio,

ISBN/ASIN:

-

Music:

-

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Genre:

Monologue Play/Drama

Parts:

Male

1

Female

-

Parts other:

-

Notes:

Revised version. Man in the Moon 2001

Synopsis:

George is touring West Africa with a programme of Shakespeare but all is not well backstage.

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STEPHEN WYATT

Take Diogenes

1st Produced:

Quipu Productions, Little Theatre

1973

Company:

n/a

1st Published:

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ISBN/ASIN:

-

Music:

-

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#38346

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Genre:

Historical Play

Parts:

Male

-

Female

-

Parts other:

-

Notes:

-

Synopsis:

The characters make an unsuccessful attempt to tell the story of Alexander the Greek and Diagnose the Cynic

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STEPHEN WYATT

Visigoth By Any Other Name, A

1st Produced:

Scottish Society of Playwrights

1974

Company:

n/a

1st Published:

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ISBN/ASIN:

-

Music:

-

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#38347

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Genre:

satirical comedy One Act

Parts:

Male

3

Female

-

Parts other:

-

Notes:

-

Synopsis:

A Roman poet attempts to justify his existence to a marauding Visigoth

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STEPHEN WYATT

Witch Of Wapping, The

1st Produced:

Half Moon YTP Tour

1980

Company:

n/a

1st Published:

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ISBN/ASIN:

-

Music:

-

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#38349

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Genre:

Youth Youth Audience

Parts:

Male

-

Female

-

Parts other:

-

Notes:

-

Synopsis:

about 17th Century Witch trials

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STEPHEN WYATT

Working Woman, A

1st Produced:

Courtyard, West Yorkshire

1992

Company:

n/a

1st Published:

published under title L'Assommoir, lulu pubications,

ISBN/ASIN:

-

Music:

-

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Genre:

n/a

Parts:

Male

-

Female

-

Parts other:

-

Notes:

An adaptation for the stage of Zola's L'Assommoir.

Synopsis:

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