Biography of Chris Snelson

Chris is 23 years old and despite three predictions of his earthly demise on his 21st birthday, he is still not dead. This has, however, left him with a deep seated psychosis making him believe that he is in fact completely invincible. Recent stupid stunts include a demonstration of 'Extreme Hopping' at the Millenium Dome (resulting in arrest), chopping off part of his little finger with an antique cutlass whilst dressed as a pirate, (amazingly it grew back, further heightening the psychosis), and wheeling himself from Tower Hill to Greenwich backwards on a stolen office chair. His favourite composer is Camille Saints-Saints, particularly the organ concerto which he has learned to play on the kazoo. His favourite colour is blue, although he is quite partial to a light teal. He likes his steak rare and his coffee with a spoon and no sugar. Captain Chris runs, writes, acts, directs, produces and makes homebrew for Tax Deductible.