PAUL BEARD   (1954 - )


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Plays by Paul Beard

PAUL BEARD
Advance to Go
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Musical
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Male
4
Female
2
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Synopsis: A colour co-ordinated feel-good musical, loosely base on the board game 'Monopoly'. Spud works in the market at the Old Kent Road. He doesn't realise that his best friend, the girl next door Kathy, is madly in love with him. Spud is recruited by an American con man Oscar P. Waddington Jnr, currently residing in room double six at a Mayfair hotel, to act as a front man for a real estate company that is illegally compulsory purchasing houses to convert the land into a chain of hotels which will be named the Grande Oscars or 'Go' for short. Oscar is aided and abetted by Roger the Whitehall ministry man who is engaged to his daughter Angel. Spud falls head over heels for Angel but is eventually brought to his senses following his arrest. With the help of his long time buddy, Tonka the scam is exposed and the bad guys brought to book and the good guys live happily ever after. During the show every board space is visited and every saying that is found on the 'Chance' and 'Community Chest' cards are cunningly worked
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PAUL BEARD
Broadway To Hollywood & Back
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Musical
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Synopsis: A compilation musical which contains all of the most popular show tunes and film and stage characters from the Hollywood and Broadway era. The suggested songs are linked together with a series of short comic sketches and the show is narrated in two halves by Alfred Hitchcock and Al Jolson. Already successfully produced by an amateur company in London which resulted in a re-run due to public demand.
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PAUL BEARD
Cliff's Edge
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Genre:
Black Comedy
One Act
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Male
2
Female
1
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Synopsis: "Woke up this morning. Heard my son call. Turned away from the window. Turned my face to the wall. . ...". Numerous peculiar characters parade around Beachy Head.
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PAUL BEARD
Come the Resolution
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Genre:
Comedy
One Act
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Male
3
Female
2
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Synopsis: *Writing Award Winner & Festival Award Winner* The daily lives of the four characters in this hard hitting modern drama are captured in a realistic snapshot of today's society. Damien, is a young unemployable drifter, Sally, is a drug addicted young street prostitute, Graham is a middle-aged single man who live with his dominating mother and D.S. Collins is an embittered female detective. All have something in common - they are all caught in some kind of trap. When their lives are brought together through circumstances beyond their control, the story unfolds. Gritty, thought-provoking, with moments of pure black comedy, this play would be ideally suited for a drama festival or performance on the fringe.
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PAUL BEARD
Death of a Clown
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Genre:
Drama
One Act
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Male
2
Female
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Synopsis: *Writing Award Winner* A drama of the supernatural set in the middle ages of the last century. Three young, well-to-do women are amusing themselves by dabbling in alchemy, astrology and sorcery when they discover that a serving girl at the house had been hanged for witchcraft two hundred years earlier. Fancy takes a serious turn when they force their own maid to help them delve into the past and discover the truth about Catherine Black - "The Nightingale".
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PAUL BEARD
Dying For Dinner
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Genre:
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Comedy
Parts:
Male
6
Female
6
Parts Other:
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Notes: -
Synopsis: A comic, multiple whodunit. Members of an amateur dramatic society meet on the set of their latest production to take part in a social event - a murder mystery dinner. The guests arrive in the costumes of the eccentric characters that they will be playing and the game begins. As the rounds progress, the clues point to all of those present. The game is interrupted when the Chairman's wife is found dead in the kitchen, but continues with her body now playing the part of the fictional murder victim. Shortly after the denouement, the lights go out and when they return, one of their number is found shot. The game begins again, this time in the guise of the characters that they are playing in their latest production. As the game progresses, three more members are murdered, by electric shock, strangulation and poisoning. Who is killing off all of the male members of the society? And why? The mystery is solved on the very last page.
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PAUL BEARD
Inner Eye
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PAUL BEARD
Last Dance of the Plum Sisters
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Genre:
Play
One Act
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Female
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PAUL BEARD
Lavender Years
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Genre:
Drama
One Act
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Male
1
Female
2
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Synopsis: *Festival Award Winner & Writing Award Winner* An in-depth psychological study into the fragmented mind of serial killer and self-confessed necrophile John Christie as he waits to be hanged. A combination of fact, fiction, theatre and mime, this award-winning play will have the audience on the edges of their seats, as real and imaginary scenes from Christie's past are played out.
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PAUL BEARD
Meat And Two Veg
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Samuel French, London
1996
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One Act
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Male
2
Female
1
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Synopsis: From blissfull domesticity through humerous sexual allusions, ends with a darkly comic conclusion
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PAUL BEARD
Millennium Dame
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Pantomime
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Synopsis: A brand new story which guarantees to bring pantomime into the 21st century. The evil Millennium Bug and his equally nasty side-kicks, Daft Moll and Anarchy Skystalker plan to take control of the entire universe. But first they have to capture earth. Their cunning plan is to kidnap all of the principal characters from every traditional pantomime and hold them to ransom. How could we ever survive without pantomime? A magnificent journey amongst the stars in this traditionally styled family panto. Slap-stick, corny jokes, and an abundance of audience participation together with a wealth of superb original panto type songs makes this show a must for those companies that like to be a bit daring and want to offer their audiences something new.
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PAUL BEARD
Pain In The Neck, A
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Genre:
Drama
One Act
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PAUL BEARD
Piste Off
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1990
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Genre:
Comedy
One Act
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Male
2
Female
2
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Synopsis: *Writing Award Winner* Conventional middle-aged housewife Brenda and sophisticated Cynthia find themselves in a strange surreal wood dressed as pixies. Anthea arrives, merry and lively in a red pixie suit and tells them she is responsible. She reminds them that they were all at school together. They end up exchanging laughing reminiscences of their schooldays, though Brenda and Cynthia cannot remember their own grown-up lives. The Nurse's arrival shatters the scene. Anthea is revealed to be an old woman in a nursing home. But do we really know what is going on in the minds of people we label senile or mentally defective?
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PAUL BEARD
Robin Hoodlum
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Pantomime
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Synopsis: The familiar story of Robin Hood is re-told in traditional pantomime style. With a difference! It's set in Chicago in the roaring 1920's. Meet Dame 'Big' Lola Brown at the 'Cosy Nostra' bar where the prohibition laws are keenly watched over by Elliot Mess and the unbearables. The infamous Duke Nottingham and his evil gang are in town from New York, intent on taking over the joint until Robin Hoodlum and his gang, comprising 'Little Legs' John, Will Scarface, Helena Dale and Father Less, save the day. The love interest is provided by Mary-Anne, the leader of the Chicago showgirls. With 17 original songs, slapstick, audience participation and a multitude of colourful characters this is a show for all the family.
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PAUL BEARD
Rose Tinted Glasses
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2001
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Genre:
Youth
One Act
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Male
4
Female
3
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Synopsis: 'The Rose Tinted Glasses' was devised by Year 11 Drama Students at Addington High School, Croydon as part of their GCSE exam work. The students decided from the start which issues they wished to tackle and working closely with the writer over a period of ten weeks in a series of workshops the script gradually took shape until the group felt that they had sufficient ownership of the piece to perform it themselves as their exam piece in 2001. The script deliberately pulls no punches and deals with issues of drugs, alcohol abuse, racism, domestic violence, sexual abuse, teenage pregnancy, juvenile prostitution, street crime, graffiti, anti-social behaviour and homelessness as seen through the eyes of the current teenage generation. Although form, shape and drama has been the responsibility of the writer it is the voices of the young people themselves that make this a powerful piece of modern performance theatre that is suitable for use by schools and youth groups.
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PAUL BEARD
Shadows In Red
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1992
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Genre:
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Musical One Act
Parts:
Male
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Female
3
Parts Other:
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Synopsis: *Festival Award Winner* A delightful comedy of characters and situation for older actors. Set in the retirement bungalow of Marjorie and Henry in Cornwall, a tale of jealousy and rivalry in the world of home grown vegetables, that turns to suspicion, when their neighbour's wife mysteriously disappears having destroyed her husband's prize marrow. Is there a sinister reason behind Ernest's bonfires? And who was it that trampled the Petit Pois? All is revealed over a glass of rhubarb '82.
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PAUL BEARD
Strangeways
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Genre:
Drama
One Act
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Male
2
Female
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Synopsis: *Festival Award Winner* Successful businesswoman Clare has a secret romantic assignation in the park, but the only person around when she arrives is a man feeding the ducks. Little does she realise the impact this total stranger is quickly going to have on her life. . . Simple to stage and combining drama with humour, this is an ideal play for groups with limited resources.
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PAUL BEARD
Swingers
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Genre:
Comedy
One Act
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2
Female
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Notes: written with Ian Rae
Synopsis: *Festival Award Winner & Writing Award Winner* Why does the fate of Dingle Penn - legendary though fictitious spy-catcher, adventurer, lover - prey on the minds of Letty, his deceased creator and Amanda, her equally-deceased but lively sister? Their ghosts - and that of Nellie, an ageing waitress - still haunt the derelict tea-room overlooking the promenade. But now their nightly rituals are about to culminate in an exchange of bizarre revelations and confessions that will finish off their 'unfinished business' with a bang and lead to an incredible 'out-of-this-world' opportunity for Amanda.
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PAUL BEARD
Up The Garden Path
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Genre:
Comedy
One Act
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Male
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Female
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Synopsis: *Festival Award Winner & Writing Award Winner* Rowan is a New Age child in her late teens who lives in a wooden shelter in a small wood owned by Eve and Gerald who are about to split up. Eve stumbles on Rowan's shelter and on hearing how Rowan is largely self-supporting by selling dried flowers and her own printed fabrics, is impressed and softens. Gerald enters, cynical and bitter, demanding that Rowan vacates the dwelling as they are selling the land for property development. When Rowan's traveller boyfriend turns up, Eve and Gerald learn basic truths about their own materialistic lifestyle, their failing marriage and in the end re-evaluate their beliefs.
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PAUL BEARD
Waiting For Pierrepoint
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Genre:
Drama
One Act
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Male
2
Female
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Synopsis: The state of mind of the killer John Christie as he prepares to face the hangman. "Yes i killed the dirty snooper"
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PAUL BEARD
Where The heart lies
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2003
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Genre:
Drama
One Act
Parts:
Male
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