NOAH HAIDLE   


Noah Haidle
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Plays by Noah Haidle

NOAH HAIDLE
Kitty Kitty Kitty
1st Produced:
NYC Summer Playwrights Festival
2005
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Play/Drama
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Synopsis:
Kitty Kitty Kitty is the story of a suicidal cat that is repeatedly cloned. In his search for a companion, he attempts dysfunctional relationship after dysfunctional relationship with his clones, until ultimately finding love with a human family.
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NOAH HAIDLE
Long History of Neglect, A
1st Produced:
Princeton University
2005
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Play/Drama
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Synopsis:
Andy is a young recluse who rarely leaves his closet and has a habit of shitting in his pants when he's nervous. He's tortured by two neighborhood bullies, his mother works three jobs, and his sister is a slut. But things change once a visit is paid to Andy by the 19th century poetess, Emily Dickinson.
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NOAH HAIDLE
Mr Marmalade
1st Produced:
South Coast Repertory in Costa Mesa, California
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1st Published:
in American Theatre magazine, Feb 2005,
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Genre:
Comedy, 90 min
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Parts:
Male
4
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2
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Synopsis:
adult behavior is interpreted through the characters Lucy and Larry, two very smart children. Lucy has a precocious vocabulary, killer skills in the kitchen, a husband who spends too much time at the office, and she's just four years old! Her imaginary world revolves around a too-busy businessman named Mr. Marmalade who never has time for the child who adores him.
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NOAH HAIDLE
Persephone or Slow Time
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1st Published:
Dramatists Play Service, Inc. NY (2009)
ISBN/ASIN
978-0-8222-2374-0
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Genre:
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Play/Drama
Parts:
Male
2
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2
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Synopsis:
Meet Demeter, an exquisite statue of the Greek goddess, as she's being created during the Italian Renaissance. Those who admire her see only stone and fortitude, but her thoughts and desires are all too real; she pines for her lost daughter's return and for the love of her sculptor, Giuseppe. Giuseppe, however, is too busy lusting after the city's most popular artist's model to notice Demeter's pain. Fast forward five hundred years: Demeter stands in a present-day American city park. She has become a symbol of hope amidst illicit activity and a target for more than just pigeon droppings. Witness to human foibles both hilarious and horrible, Demeter is desperate for someone—anyone—to hear her thoughts. And when her life seems bleakest, redemption comes in the unlikeliest of forms.
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NOAH HAIDLE
Princess Marjorie
1st Produced:
South Coast Repertory in Costa Mesa, California
2005
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I don't think the play has been published but you could try abebooks.com
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Play/Drama
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Synopsis:
As teenagers, Charlie and Harper reveled in their proximity to the gorgeous girly cousin who came to stay in the room next door. She quickly, inevitably and forever became the brothers’ peephole princess. Youthful fantasies are safely frozen in time – vivid and rambunctious – until the three-some is reunited all grown up
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NOAH HAIDLE
Rag and Bone
1st Produced:
Long Wharf Theatre Company
2005
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1st Published:
Contained in: "Three Plays by Noah Haidle" published by Oberon Books, 2008
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Genre:
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Play/Drama
Parts:
Male
5
Female
2
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Synopsis:
Rag and Bone is the story of two brothers, Jeff and George, mourning the death of their mother and who struggle to make ends meet with the family ladder store. While unwitting Jeff builds a ladder to Heaven, George uses the store as a front for the Black Market sale of human hearts — harvested from unsuspecting innocents and transplanted into the highest bidder.
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NOAH HAIDLE
Saturn Returns
1st Produced:
Mitzi Newhouse Theater, NY
2008
Company:
Lincoln Center Theater
1st Published:
Dramatists Play Service, Inc. NY (2009)
ISBN/ASIN
978-0-8222-2358-0
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Genre:
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Play/Drama
Parts:
Male
3
Female
1
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Synopsis:
The planet Saturn's orbital return to its position at the moment of a person's birth happens every 30 years. In Saturn Returns, playwright Noah Haidle uses this phenomenon to take a look at one man—Gustin (to be played at the three different stages of his life by Robert Eli, John McMartin and James Rebhorn)—during these pivotal moments as he confronts the three women in his life (all to be played by Rosie Benton).
- press release
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NOAH HAIDLE
Spaghetti Western
1st Produced:
Princeton University
2001
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I don't think the play has been published but you could try abebooks.com
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Genre:
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Play/Drama
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Synopsis:
"Haidle's first full-length, written as an undergraduate at Princeton,"Spaghetti Western" is the story of Vance LaVon (Matthieu Boyd '03), one of the greatest Western villains of his day, whose affections fall more toward his cowboy sidekicks than his leading ladies. On the set of a B-western filmed in Italy, he falls in love with his male costar Lynn Bardot (Charlie Hewson '04), who unfortunately for Vance, is married to Vicky (Erin Gilley '02), a somewhat neurotic religious zealot, and has a son, Dean, who grows up to become a vitriolic televangelist with a homophobic agenda."
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NOAH HAIDLE
Vigils
1st Produced:
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1st Published:
Contained in: "Three Plays by Noah Haidle" published by Oberon Books, 2008
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Genre:
dark comedy
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Parts:
Male
3
Female
2
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Synopsis:
Two years ago the Widow's husband, a fireman, died in a burning building trying to save a baby. Instead of grieving, she keeps his Soul in a box in her bedroom and takes it out for conversation and the occasional hug. She and the Wooer, a friend of her husband, go on a date—one that he has been looking forward to for years. While they are out, the Soul and the Body play out moments from their life with the Widow, and their death. Finally, the Widow decides to let her husband go; she puts the body in the ground where it belongs and watches the Soul ascend to heaven. Instead of accepting new love from the Wooer, she walks into a field of marigolds, the flowers that have come to symbolize both her husband's love and his imperfection.
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NOAH HAIDLE
Women and Criminals
1st Produced:
HERE Arts Center
2001
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To Buy This Play:
I don't think the play has been published but you could try abebooks.com
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Genre:
Comedy, 90 min
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Male
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Synopsis:
This anarchic black comedy explores a satirical parallel between the Kennedy family and The Oresteia. The action centers on a Kennedy-obsessed woman working at the sperm bank where the Kennedy brothers make deposits for posterity.
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